R kelly what was the package




















Perry played by R. Kelly , to try and salvage their relationship. We never learn what "the package" is, and Chuck is nowhere to be seen. Where are you, Chuck? Pimp Lucius also played by R. Kelly gets way more screen time in these chapters. He's fallen on hard times, so he goes and hits up his mom and dad for money and a place to live. Also, God's voice booms from the heavens and speaks directly to the stuttering pimp!!! Tina and Roxanne have a falling out. Randolph R. Kelly in old man makeup and a fat suit talks about his penis for a full chapter to his wife, Rosie the Nosy Neighbor.

There's another En Vogue joke. Sylvester and Twan visit Beeno, a gang boss with a dead eye and pointy fake teeth played, yes, by R. It starts out as a crooked business proposal, but then guns are drawn duh. Big highlight: R. Also, there is a church. And there are some old people who are goofy. And some gay people. Many people are R. Here are the questions I had going into this, and I think they were pretty reasonable.

But apparently not. Who will the new characters be? This at least if quantifiable, if not sensical. There are at least four: a blind Asian hipster prostitute, the therapist more on that later , some henchmen, and the most dramatic new introduction: Beeno. Beeno is a gangster played by R.

He has a grill that turns all his teeth into fangs and has two scars on his neck that immediately make you think vampire but it turns out Joey the Italian gave them to him. Who does Rufus choose: Chuck or Cathy? Rufus and Cathy go to this new marriage counselor named Dr. William T.

Perry also played by Kelly. Is the name a hat-tip to Tyler Perry, who Kelly clearly thinks is a genius? Your husband is gay. It is perplexing that R. Kelly is so obsessed with gay stuff while simultaneously so unhip about it.

Does Will Oldham, a. Bonnie Prince Billie a. Kelly again. Yes, R. Kelly decided that this story was so interesting that it warranted its own TV show inside of itself. Does everyone have AIDS? Kind of a heavy plot point to throw into the same world where a little person shits his pants and then faints, but there you go.

Anyway, Chuck has it, and is in the hospital.



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